this is besides the basic, “OH!” drawn out dramatic *GASP!* and of course the over excited jumping about.

January 25, 2013 “Remember, I'm just one issue away.”

February 8, 2013 “I pretty much could care less what you get done in the end”

March 8, 2013
Casper: “Exactly!”
Joe: “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T GO DOWN THAT ROAD!!!!!! RAWRRRR SAJFAIBF AEOIRNSJAF AHHHHHH!”

“Why do you cast something in magic.”
“What does casting a spell do?”
“What is true about all spells”
“It does something to change the appearance of something”
Yes, you have read this right. Joe used magic as an example of what casting is in c programming.

March 13,2013
“Keep in mind that there is probably a reason why I'm not in elementary education.”

March 20, 2013
Joe: “SO!! That leaves you with two questions on your mind!” (covers up projector screen dramatically)
Student: “What is Joe doing?”
J: “OK, you have three questions on your mind.”
S: “Does he know we can see the words on his hands?”

Joe: “I have a certain affection for things that get abused”
By request, I'll put this in context“
J: “I like GoTo”
J: “GoTo gets abused”
S: “and you like goto?”
J: “I have a certain affection for things that get abused”

April 4, 2013
“The really cool buffets have the plate holders with the springy things.”