This is a story all about how I got turned into a programming hound And I'd like to take a minute and sit right there And tell you how i became the prince of the BDC Lair

In west horseheads i was born and raised On the computer was where I spent most of my days gettin high scores and chomp'n up coins commander keen was my, closest boy

When a couple of guys who were upto no good startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one LARP fight and my mom got scared she said you're gonna go to college they can, help you there.

I whistled for my teacher and when he came near his shirt said nerd and he beard said weird If anything i could say this lad is rare but i though nah forget now on the the Lair

I walked into the Lair about 7 or 8 And i yelled to a guy yo homes where I sit he looked at me weird like his mind was, kinda flat I later learned his name was, brian black