Welcome to Opus Land. Here you will find all kinds of opusy like things directly related to my Opus. See the opus. Hear the opus. Touch the opus. Become one with the opus. However, there are certain things one should never ever ever do with their opus. This will be a compendium of such things. Some of these things may seem like common sense. However, others will not.

• Wear your opus like a hat
• Set fire to your opus
• Slam your opus in your text book
• Jump on your opus
• Slap someone with your opus
• Let WezlBot read your opus It will give him the means to peer into your soul.
• Present your opus in the form of a singing telegram Just because your voice sounds good in the shower, doesn't mean we'll enjoy it.
• Fold your opus into a paper airplane
• Give your opus to Jansen as you'll be scarred for life.
• Fly your opus like a kite
• Write your opus in binary. It'll take you long enough to write this thing. You'll be here for years working on the first part.
• Most importantly, don't ever read your opus out loud in an old cabin in the middle of the woods. Candarian demons will start to inhabit the souls of your friends and it'll just turn into a crappy weekend from there. Trust me.