Welcome to "Welcome to the Internet, I'll be your guide." I'll be your guide.

While the internet is intrinsically for porn, many sexually exhausted persons have created other means of entertainment on the information platform to pass the time between their pornographic sessions.

Such passtimes inevitably involve cats.

Occasionally, however, there are shortages in the supply of such feline enjoyment, which requires the carnally reposed, kitty drained souls to stray even farther from their purpose and strain their imaginations and creativity to avoid plunging from the precipice of boredom.

From this begets the use of mans brilliance and seemingly infinate engenuity: annoying, tricking, shaming or otherwise demeaning our fellow man on the web.

Thus, the internet is a labyrinth of dicks, Rick Astley, and cats; you will inevitably encounter all three.

This adventure assumes that you are between porn sessions (there is no porn here) and seeks to prepare you for what you will experience after you've left the burningcamel website.

You will travers the adventure by clicking the links below each page. If you are lucky you will encounter only the stately and innocuous cat (you will not be lucky), otherwise you will happen upon some undesireable aspect of the web.

I wish ye well in your journey.

Live long and prosper, young padiwan.