You, a fairy tale creature, has been captured by the feared, tall, and handsome Lord Farquaad of Duloc. Where they "Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lat them down. Don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along just fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off the grass, Shine your shoes, wipe your..... face. Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place." But alas it is not a perfect place, far from it.