Whether it was persistance, good observation, or just plain dumb luck you have made your way here.
I dont know how, but you have fallen through the fabric of reality, marching band should be the least of your concerns, as you seem to be trapped in an endless expanse of hallways and mundanity
Well, I guess you deserve something for making your way here, so uhh...
Oh, here I found a cookie, you can have it, though it'll likely be the last bit of sustenance you will have
Sorry =\