**Welcome, my name is Mr. VanZile** \\ It may seem peculiar at first to address me as Mr. VanZile, but remember that fealty sworn to me will be rewarded __handsomely__ in the future. \\ Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong \\ It is nice to meet you, this is where words go. //Eventually// I will have more complicated words and statements here. http://www.ss64.com/bash