switch (pineapple_pizza)
{
    case 1:
        printf("Is gross");
        break;
    case 2:
        printf("Violates the Geneva Convention");
        break;
    case 3:
        printf("Should not be ingested under any circumstances");
        break;
    case 4:
        printf("Hurts your soul");
        break;
    default:
        printf("Is a literal crime against humanity");
        exit(1);
}